January 2011
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anderson cooper you are my hero...
Kathy Griffith: OH! What's your favorite Justin Bieber song? (sings) "Baby, Baby, Baby,"
Anderson Cooper: Really, is that a Justin Bieber song? That's pathetic!
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I watched the ball drop in NYC --
except… I’m in Denver.
I feel like I’m cheating by watching it two hours earlier.
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Anderson Cooper, you have the best laugh ever.
Can you spell Julian Assange?
Kathy: Just the last name?
Anderson Cooper: A-s-s-
Kathy: Can't believe you just said that
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2010 was a fun year,
I mean I graduated high school, I started college. I’ve overall learned how to survive on my own.
From a lacrosse stand point thing couldn’t have been better. I made honorable mention in the toughest league in Colorado as a goalkeeper. I helped my summer team win the Aspen Shootout. I made Team Colorado.
But everytime I think back to this year, one thing sticks out that makes my...
December 2010
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I officially have two days
left in Colorado before I travel back to middle-of-nowhere Nebraska to start my first college lacrosse season.
I’m not homesick anymore, I’m excited to go back to campus, get my kickin’ new roommate, and have some fun.
But there are times when something that happens in the 303 with old friends tugs at my heart strings and suddenly I don’t want to leave.
It’s little...
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This morning my Dad made coffee
and my Mom walks upstairs and says that she is going to make some more.
Naturally I have to stand up for my Dad’s coffee, so I say “Woah, hey now, Mother, this coffee is pretty darn legit.”
She DOESN’T GO AND MAKE NEW COFFEE.
Holy cow, did I just win?!
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That Awkward Moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when Cee-Lo Green sees you driving around town with the girl he loves.
OH MY GOODNESS YES.
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when Akon is trying to find the words to describe you without being disrespectful and then calls you a sexy bitch
HAHAHAHAHA!
honestly, that’s all I can say about how I feel about this.
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So my best friend
can make me laugh so easily.
EVEN OVER FACEBOOK.
It’s probably why we’ve been friends for 11 years.
Hannah: back at my best friend’s house. i swear this feels more at home than anything. Me: it’s because we were seperated at birth. Hannah: and you were dropped… i mean, i love you.
So there I was, being all nice and such, minding my own business, when I read her...
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WatchStephen Colbert is so beyond adorable. His character breaks are the greatest things EVER.
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Showing my friend Tumblr
Me: Look at that picture... I want that for Christmas or something.
Hannah: The gun?!
Me: NO! The person, Timothy Olyphant.
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WatchThis video contains so much adorable and funny that I can’t handle it.
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So my future roommate
just saw how I plan on getting my hair cut. She has a pretty good sense of fasion so naturally I was a tad bit nervous to show her.
I sent her the link to the picuture, waited in suspense, and she replies “I like it.”
On the inside I am freaking out.
But, since my parents are asleep and such freaking out would more than likely wake them up, I’m playing it cool.
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So I'm quite possibly cutting my hair tomorrow,
and I mean CUTTING. I’m chopping it off for the sake of lacrosse so it doesn’t get in my eyes and ruin my focus and everything.
I’m kind of nervous, I do enjoy my slightly long hair.
But I’m looking the new “college side (aka I’m now super lazy)” thing and if I cut it nice and short I don’t have to do anything with it when I get out of bed.
I...
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How to get out of a speeding ticket
sofapizza:
greatest thing i’ve read this morning.
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The Titantic had a sister,
the Britannic.
The Titanic sank in 1912 and the Britannic sank in 1916.
That family of ships just didn’t have any good luck, did they?
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“Sometimes I wonder if I’m the person I was born to be, if the life...”
– Anderson Cooper — Dispatches from the Edge
(I’ve never read something that related to me more in my entire life.)
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Thoughts on Life
I figure since I have a blog that I should, you know, post how I’m feeling and all that. I’m not going to post how I feel about myself, or how my day was, but rather post my views on certain things in everyday life like college, future careers, and national and global events.
While I was sitting in my car on the drive home from Kansas I was thinking about everything in the world that I could write...
The awkward moment when next week is actually next...
alyaae:
Apples to Apples with my sister
Uncle Paul: Audrey, do you even know how to change a tire
Audrey: Not really
Uncle Paul: Well, you would be scared if you had a flat tire
Me: Yeah, you could be at the will of some creepy rapist
Audrey: No, it's not like it's that hard. You unscrew the lugnuts after you jack off the car....I MEAN JACK UP!
My whole family couldn't stop laughing.
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“Dear Lord, before we eat this meal we ask forgiveness for our sins, especially...”
– Raylan, “Justified,” Season 1, Episode 10 (via rants-and-ravings)
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are we seriously talking about a wedding?
Elijah (who is in a car driving… somewhere): what are some of the [football] scores? i feel out of the loop… Me: well, uh, the Chiefs are winning 31 to 7. that’s pretty much all i’ve got. Elijah: wow, jeez… domination… good if you’re a Chiefs fan, i guess! Me: it’s mostly because my future husband, Matt Cassel, is a champ. Elijah: golddigger much?...
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so this tumblr thing...
i figured i would start this. nobody is going to follow me and i’m okay with that… but i need another distraction from my college studies and i figured this was the place. i also need a place to outlet my sarcastic frustrations about life. this is perfect.