In which I completely forget I’m in a hotel room with lacrosse teammates and proceed to embarrass myself.
I got out of the shower, got wrapped in my towel, and opened the door to look at myself in the mirror.
My hair was looking pretty awesome. It was messy and in the front I had a fancy hair loop.
I then decided it would be a fantastic idea to puff out my chest and go “I’m Mycroft Holmes” in a deep, manly voice.
It was then I realized my two teammates were in the room and had witnessed/heard the entire thing.
They haven’t spoken to me since.
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Whoops.